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Fri May 31, 2024
	"Not for your butt" source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Day 828 of WW3. Pooty-Poot's foreign minister says peace is possible if Mordor gets to keep their stolen territory. China won't join the Peace Summit in Switzerland, and UAF strikes infrastructure in Krasnodar. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Ukraine gets the OK from Biden to hit Russia with US weapons. shhhhhhhhhh source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Some eejit died trying to climb Everest without supplemental oxygen. He was accompanied by Nawang Sherpa. According to the article, "Mr Sherpa is still missing" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Man who made 12,000 threatening calls to Congressional staff jailed for making 12,000 threatening calls to Congressional staff, and for being stupid. There are only 535 members of Congress source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Dali's flowers bloom together for the first time in 20 years source: news.artnet.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Chemical Plant (to EPA): If you don't let us pollute the world, we'll show you....by shutting down source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Teen girl bites police officers in the Dicks source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Expect to see thousands and thousands of crazy Loch Ness Monster sightings soon: Tourists from across the world are descending on Scotland for the biggest ever search for Nessie source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	19
	Perv-ee's source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Just in time for summer, the outlaw otter is back. 'I didn't want to be that guy fighting an otter in the middle of a surf contest.' source: kqed.org \| share: Copy Link	17

Thu May 30, 2024
	Teacher loves her students with all of her heart and her liver source: wkbw.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	MooFlu, sorta new, soon on its way to you (Human Respiratory Infection Edition) source: time.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Meanwhile, there was a machete attack in Times Square this afternoon source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	In news that seems ripped from my first year on Fark, a judge has denied most of Scott Peterson's requests for additional DNA testing source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	I know getting your iPhone stolen can be traumatic, but if you're going to burn down the thief's house and kill his family please make sure you have the correct house beforehand source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	As town prepares to start issuing $100 tickets for drivers caught by its two new red-light cameras, police note that during a 60-day grace period, they issued 7500 warnings. Cha-ching source: phillyvoice.com \| share: Copy Link	94
	Effective immediately, Christmas is temporarily suspended source: postalpro.usps.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Charging e-bike may have caused fire at Lacey home, although all that lace hanging around couldn't have helped source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Photoshop this road warrior source: images.craigslist.org \| share: Copy Link	10
	Representative to leave Congress after sixteen years due to "circumstances beyond my control" which, being as he's from Florida, skips right past "live boy/dead girl" and into "dead clown stuffed with marmots in basement" territory source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	American Idiot contestant survives a month, only to be told he's a big loser voted off the island of Turks & Caicos by a judge who only requires time served and a $9,000 fine. Wife, naked and afraid at home, waits to be reunited source: wric.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	It is unknown who caught the dog after she threw it source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Alabama to give man lethal injection for two killings, which kind of seems like overkill if just one would do the job source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Convicted Felon Twice-Impeached Former President Donald J. Trump source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	2695
	The jury isn't hung. Neither is Don Snorleone. The verdict is in source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share: Copy Link	2394
	Goatse on Mars, it's the freakiest show source: sciencealert.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Florida Man: "Man, I'm gonna go to the grocery store and start cooking" source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	How does this even happen? source: wvlt.tv \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Thrifty Shopper)	Photoshop this thrift store shopper source: habitat.org \| share: Copy Link	16
	"Deadpool and Wolverine" has joined the Great Popcorn Bucket War by asking moviegoers to cram their hand inside Hugh Jackman source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	"This is your Captain speaking. As you stow your luggage you'll be pleased to know we've just become a weathervane. Have a nice flight" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	King Charles III dissolves parliament, which is a pretty ballsy move since other King Charleses that tried this have a 50% beheading rate source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	121
	Leaked documents reveal how Google Search SECRETLY gatekeeps the internet. I said SECRETLY, so SHHHH source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Man injured after SUV crashes into car dealership in Provo, Utah. No word on how many Osmonds were involved source: ksltv.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Colombo and Moscow discuss the issue of Sri Lankans fighting alongside Russians in Ukraine, with diplomatic niceties no doubt slowed by his constant interjections of 'Just one more thing' source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	A parasite that looks like Satan could be living in your sweet, cuddly dog source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	41
	Man who climbed on 'Bumblebee' statue and stripped pleads not guilty, vows to transform his life source: krqe.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	On this day in history, in 1431, Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. And now, astute historians have learned how she felt, as the flames rose to her Roman nose and her Walkman started to melt source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	48
(Some Emperor)	Caption this pleasant stroll on the beach source: i.natgeofe.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Actual Nazi arrested for child porn. ✓Still not a drag queen. ✓Protested drag queens ✓Did we mention Nazi? source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	137
	Guy who sued women for trash talking him sentenced to jail on tax case. His lawyer tried the he's not a criminal he's just stupid defense. See the first part of headline to see how well that worked out source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from The Suburbs, Lene Lovich, The Specials, and The Replacements. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #609. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	69
	A "Ghost Poop" will scare the shiat out of you source: today.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Today is Fakesgiving, so let's all sit down to a nice Tofurkey dinner source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	On this day in history, in 1593, playwright Christopher Marlowe was killed in a tavern brawl, proving that you never get into an argument with a thespian over a bar tab source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	An agency you've never heard of, and which is 47 times smaller than the CIA, is better at forecasting important events. Naturally, it's ignored every time source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	Next time Mom yells down the basement stairs about when you're gonna do anything with her life, tell her you're getting inspiration by reading about a 17-year-old who has a PhD and runs her own STEAM camp for kids source: atlantadailyworld.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	A young New York girl stood her ground against NYPD while defending her mother, but her tactics raises more questions than it should source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Russian yokels take supermarket owner up on his word, start licking eggs in hopes of getting a food infection to receive compensation from his 1 million ruble offer source: odditycentral.com \| share: Copy Link	14

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